Little Known Illnesses ...

AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.

DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.

HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.

HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee

in a pool.

HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets

priced at $9.50.

CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea

addiction.

VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on

by exceeding yourcredit limit.

SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.

ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one's infant

might be an alien.

OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies,

not enough milk. 

(Are you reading this, Went?)

Aylla