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domingo, 30 de noviembre de 2008
Do you feel the need for a new bumper sticker? No idea what to write? Well- help is at hand!
Just read and choose your fave one.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted: Telepath. (You know where to apply.)
Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
If I wanted to listen to your crappy music I would be in your crappy car!
“How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?”
Giving up is for quiters!