sábado, 31 de octubre de 2009
domingo, 25 de octubre de 2009
SEMINAR FOR ALL MALE The Patchworks/WMA' staff will be offering courses to all men.
Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is compulsory.
- Combating stupidity
- You Too Can Do Housework!
- PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
- How to Fill an Ice Tray
- We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
- Understand the Female Response to Coming Home Drunk at 4:00 am
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My stuff")
- Parenting - NO, It Doesn't End With Conception
- Get A Life - Learn to Cook
- How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
- Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right!
- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
- You - The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to Give Flowers
- How to stay Awake After Sex
- Why It's Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
- Rubbish - Getting it To The Curb
- You CAN Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try
- The Morning Dilemma - If "ITS" Awake, Take a Shower
- I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
- How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (formerly called "No, It's Not a Bidet")
- The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
- Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit
- How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
- The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
- Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
- Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
- Mothers-in-Law - They Are People Too
- How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
- You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
- Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends at Home
- Honest, You Don't Look Like Wentworth Miller, Especially When Nake
sábado, 17 de octubre de 2009
domingo, 11 de octubre de 2009
Five reasons computers must be female...
1-No one but their creator understands their internal workings.
2-Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3-The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4-The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
5-As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
Three reasons computers must be male...
1-You have to 'turn them on' to get their attention.
2-Although they are supposed to solve problems, half the time they are the problem.
3-As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if only you had waited you could have had a better model.