domingo, 11 de octubre de 2009

Five reasons computers must be female...

1-No one but their creator understands their internal workings.

2-Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3-The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

4-The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

5-As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

Three reasons computers must be male...

1-You have to 'turn them on' to get their attention.

2-Although they are supposed to solve problems, half the time they are the problem.

3-As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if only you had waited you could have had a better model.

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