domingo, 25 de octubre de 2009

SEMINAR FOR ALL MALE

The Patchworks/WMA' staff will be offering courses to all men.

Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is compulsory.


  1. Combating stupidity
  2. You Too Can Do Housework!
  3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
  6. Understand the Female Response to Coming Home Drunk at 4:00 am
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My stuff")
  8. Parenting - NO, It Doesn't End With Conception
  9. Get A Life - Learn to Cook
  10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
  11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right!
  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  13. You - The Weaker Sex
  14. Reasons to Give Flowers
  15. How to stay Awake After Sex
  16. Why It's Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
  17. Rubbish - Getting it To The Curb
  18. You CAN Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try
  19. The Morning Dilemma - If "ITS" Awake, Take a Shower
  20. I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
  21. How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (formerly called "No, It's Not a Bidet")
  22. The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
  23. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit
  24. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
  25. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
  26. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
  27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
  28. Mothers-in-Law - They Are People Too
  29. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
  30. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
  31. Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends at Home
  32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Wentworth Miller, Especially When Nake

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