sábado, 31 de octubre de 2009

viernes, 30 de octubre de 2009

jueves, 29 de octubre de 2009

miércoles, 28 de octubre de 2009

martes, 27 de octubre de 2009


Joanna

lunes, 26 de octubre de 2009

domingo, 25 de octubre de 2009



Samira

SEMINAR FOR ALL MALE

The Patchworks/WMA' staff will be offering courses to all men.

Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is compulsory.


  1. Combating stupidity
  2. You Too Can Do Housework!
  3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
  6. Understand the Female Response to Coming Home Drunk at 4:00 am
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My stuff")
  8. Parenting - NO, It Doesn't End With Conception
  9. Get A Life - Learn to Cook
  10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
  11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right!
  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  13. You - The Weaker Sex
  14. Reasons to Give Flowers
  15. How to stay Awake After Sex
  16. Why It's Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
  17. Rubbish - Getting it To The Curb
  18. You CAN Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try
  19. The Morning Dilemma - If "ITS" Awake, Take a Shower
  20. I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
  21. How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (formerly called "No, It's Not a Bidet")
  22. The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
  23. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit
  24. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
  25. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
  26. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
  27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
  28. Mothers-in-Law - They Are People Too
  29. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
  30. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
  31. Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends at Home
  32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Wentworth Miller, Especially When Nake

viernes, 23 de octubre de 2009

jueves, 22 de octubre de 2009

miércoles, 21 de octubre de 2009

martes, 20 de octubre de 2009

lunes, 19 de octubre de 2009

domingo, 18 de octubre de 2009

Joanna

sábado, 17 de octubre de 2009

viernes, 16 de octubre de 2009

sydney

jueves, 15 de octubre de 2009

1996

sunshinegirl

miércoles, 14 de octubre de 2009

Roro

martes, 13 de octubre de 2009

domingo, 11 de octubre de 2009

Five reasons computers must be female...

1-No one but their creator understands their internal workings.

2-Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3-The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

4-The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

5-As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

Three reasons computers must be male...

1-You have to 'turn them on' to get their attention.

2-Although they are supposed to solve problems, half the time they are the problem.

3-As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if only you had waited you could have had a better model.

sábado, 10 de octubre de 2009


Roro

viernes, 9 de octubre de 2009




Roro

jueves, 8 de octubre de 2009

miércoles, 7 de octubre de 2009

martes, 6 de octubre de 2009

lunes, 5 de octubre de 2009

domingo, 4 de octubre de 2009

sábado, 3 de octubre de 2009

Don't assume too much !


I have a drinking problem.
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This could happen at work, home or anywhere else where people jump into conclusions and not listen!. Good COMMUNICATION is the best solution for many of problems that we might face in our life!

Asma

PATCHWORKS