sábado, 31 de octubre de 2009
viernes, 30 de octubre de 2009
jueves, 29 de octubre de 2009
miércoles, 28 de octubre de 2009
martes, 27 de octubre de 2009
lunes, 26 de octubre de 2009
domingo, 25 de octubre de 2009
SEMINAR FOR ALL MALE
The Patchworks/WMA' staff will be offering courses to all men.Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is compulsory.
- Combating stupidity
- You Too Can Do Housework!
- PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
- How to Fill an Ice Tray
- We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
- Understand the Female Response to Coming Home Drunk at 4:00 am
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My stuff")
- Parenting - NO, It Doesn't End With Conception
- Get A Life - Learn to Cook
- How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
- Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right!
- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
- You - The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to Give Flowers
- How to stay Awake After Sex
- Why It's Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
- Rubbish - Getting it To The Curb
- You CAN Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try
- The Morning Dilemma - If "ITS" Awake, Take a Shower
- I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
- How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (formerly called "No, It's Not a Bidet")
- The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
- Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit
- How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
- The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
- Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
- Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
- Mothers-in-Law - They Are People Too
- How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
- You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
- Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends at Home
- Honest, You Don't Look Like Wentworth Miller, Especially When Nake
viernes, 23 de octubre de 2009
jueves, 22 de octubre de 2009
miércoles, 21 de octubre de 2009
martes, 20 de octubre de 2009
lunes, 19 de octubre de 2009
domingo, 18 de octubre de 2009
sábado, 17 de octubre de 2009
viernes, 16 de octubre de 2009
jueves, 15 de octubre de 2009
miércoles, 14 de octubre de 2009
martes, 13 de octubre de 2009
domingo, 11 de octubre de 2009
Five reasons computers must be female...
1-No one but their creator understands their internal workings.
2-Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3-The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4-The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
5-As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
Three reasons computers must be male...
1-You have to 'turn them on' to get their attention.
2-Although they are supposed to solve problems, half the time they are the problem.
3-As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if only you had waited you could have had a better model.