Five reasons computers must be female...
1-No one but their creator understands their internal workings.
2-Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3-The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4-The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
5-As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
Three reasons computers must be male...
1-You have to 'turn them on' to get their attention.
2-Although they are supposed to solve problems, half the time they are the problem.
3-As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if only you had waited you could have had a better model.
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